Jack of many trades, master of none. But, still awesome.

This is what a basic website looks like.
I'm popular, I think.
I Tweet.
Oh, and I'm Linked!
This site might get better. But who we kidding, it will not.

Feel free to Google me.

Soon, you'll be redirected to a FRESH PAGE!
Okay, I lied, again. That's not secure and not what you wanted anyways.